It’s just a flesh wound!”

(Source: poisonouschicken, via jorblax)

(Source: johnnydepps, via liamdryden)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via hanorahw)

Tags: oitnb

blaineyandersons:

i love being at disney world when it rains because the weak will leave and the strong will have five minute wait times

(Source: theshinydratini, via ariaoftheelements)

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via rnindcrack)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via demonhedgehog1)

demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.

demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.

(Source: tinsoftware, via renkades)

pixyled:

tinybirdfriend:

#pokemonshaming

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST ONE

pixyled:

tinybirdfriend:

#pokemonshaming

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST ONE

(via rosethorn-queen)

Tags: pokemon

piertotum-locomottor:

ephemerayla:

monsters-inked:

THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS

CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7

BECAUSE I MEAN

Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT

DAYUM MALFOY

(Source: toni-starkening, via kanarcia)

imparalyzedbyitt:

i want someone to write a book where you see the initial development of a dystopian society. i’m sick of reading about people rebelling against a dystopian society already in place. i want a book where you see the slow fall of the united states government. i want to see kids going to school less and less over the course of months. i want to see propaganda and war beginning and ending. i want to see governement officials killed one by one. i want to see new governments forming. give me that. where is that.

(via pause-un-beef-tho)

catsbeaversandducks:

Having some “me time” is very important in order to keep you relaxed and confident in yourself.

Photos via Photogenic Felines

(via renkades)

Tags: kitty

Baby huskies wouldn’t stop fighting over a toy until mommy comes to stop them

(Source: yeollovemebaek, via wolfierewind)

Tags: puppies

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

(via nucieee)

"She will never love you. Not the way you want."

(Source: stewarter, via ridiculousmavis)

Tags: oitnb babbus

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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