For the past couple weeks or more I keep having this big moth bang into my window at night, attracted to the light.

Wolfie apparently thought it wasn’t all that big, like I was exaggerating or something

Until tonight I mentioned I’d actually looked into it’s eyes.

It’s a big fucking moth.

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

(via thetilzz)

shotafrost:

I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure

(via kanarcia)

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

(via je-suis-lesprit-de-verite)

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”


There’s the classic ‘When’s the next delivery? Will it be on that?’You know what we know about the next delivery? That it will come on this day at around this time. We don’t know what’s going to be on it or how much there will be, and there’s no fucking way to check.

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

There’s the classic ‘When’s the next delivery? Will it be on that?’

You know what we know about the next delivery? That it will come on this day at around this time. We don’t know what’s going to be on it or how much there will be, and there’s no fucking way to check.

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via gravedigger-tanya)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via woolopolis)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via gravedigger-tanya)

mega-milk-titty-monster:

alleecat2:

Only 10??

fucking casual

mega-milk-titty-monster:

alleecat2:

Only 10??

fucking casual

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lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

image

(via rnindcrack)

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

(via woolopolis)

Tags: pokemon

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petsrescue:

My turn! My turn! http://ift.tt/Y3vWqQ Reblogged from poochcrew on Tumblr

petsrescue:

My turn! My turn! http://ift.tt/Y3vWqQ Reblogged from poochcrew on Tumblr

(via anialea)

Tags: tiger