May 2013
usengecinsan:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
prensesay:
merryminions:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
i hope you realize that in exactly 24 hours most european countries will be at war with each other
forget about shipping wars
tumblr will be flooded by ‘my-country’s-song-is-the-best-you-little-shits’ wars
I can’t wait!
Remember when last year Turkey made a song about shipping and Tumblr nearly...
Last night I told myself I would spend the day being a productive member of society.
I woke up at midday when my grandmother phoned me then spent the rest of the day playing video games and watching youtube.
I’m not very good at being a productive member of society.
obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
The story of an almost: claydols: who decided that... →
sociolab:
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
I’m going to be that annoying person who answers the question…
From: ”TOWARDS A PRO-SOCIAL CONCEPTION OF CONTEMPORARY TATTOOING: THE PSYCHOLOGICAL BENEFITS OF BODY MODIFICATION” by DAVID...
carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu:
REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
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azouie replied to your post:
An ad on twitch just informed me today that…
YESSSS. I saw this with my friend and we freaked out. Like a lot. Plus Rainn Wilson is in one of the other ads. Which is awesome. I had no one to freak out with! So naturally I came straight to tumblr. Haven’t...
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An ad on twitch just informed me today that danisnotonfire and David Mitchell are doing a video/series/something. This is amazing because
1) Dan’s one of my favourite youtubers, and David Mitchell’s one of my favourite comedians, so I know it’s going to be good
2) Perhaps more importantly, something relevant to my interests was just shown to me through an ad! That hasn’t...
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
madturbating:
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
icantthinkofacreativetitle:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
i vote for pizza
thewonderfulthingabouttigga:
Everyone stand and salute the national anthem of Team MAN.
NOW YOU’RE A MAN
M…A….N….MAN
NOW YOU’RE A MAN
YOU ARE NOW A MAN
YOU’RE A MAN
YEAH..
YOU’RE A MAN.
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UHC ramblings below
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Oh god. That was the tensest first 10-15 minutes of a UHC episode I’ve seen in a long while. It also made me really glad I watched Kurt first - the guy went beastmode with that sword! And to think, some people on reddit were claiming it wouldn’t really come into play.
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
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For the record I have no idea what’s about to happen but I had to do it
– Pakratt13 - (x)
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
It's Complicated, Let Me Draw You This Graph:... →
writingfromfactorx:
So I’ve been thinking about asexual culture and asexual perspectives lately. There were a few recent comments on an old post at Asexuality Unabashed on the topic, and then last week’s journal club got drawn out on a tangent about whether asexual people see the world differently than allosexual people, on the whole.
I often see people complaining that asexual culture boils...
the-larry-tardis:
Fanfiction has really ruined my view of normal books I read and I’m always like where’s the gay
castiels-wing-s:
Time to set up the real goals in my life.
pbandjily:
fishingboatproceeds:
baptised-in-vodka:
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
GODDAMNIT JOHN GREEN
tiny-stark:
wingsofcheese:
This a 7 day warning for all non-European areas of the world… Eurovision is next Saturday…I repeat… Eurovision is next Saturday
Consider yourself pre-warned…
I AM SO EXCITED FOR EUROVISION
lovelydyedlocks:
That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
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I don’t know how to feel about this UHC. On the one hand it’s UHComgomgomgthatsfreakinawesomeomgUHC! On the other hand this is the first season I’m watching when I’m actually busy and have other stuff to do so I’m so behind on all the other series I watch.
Mostly it’s the first though. Cus UHC.
erossum:
awkwardlilgirl:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
are-you-my-tennant:
neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
bayconbit:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
r0dents:
fireflufferz:
sigh-asdfghjkl:
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
I just realised it’s Mother’s Day in North America. That explains all the mother-related posts on my dash, I guess
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very...
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idolsandhollywood answered your question:
You know what annoys me? That there isn’t a good…
Open the image in a new tab and *then* block it. But that isn’t an option without adblock? I know how to do it with adblock, I want to have an option other than adblock to do it with
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You know what annoys me? That there isn’t a good way to block specific images other than through adblock. The only other options I’ve found block all images on the internet/specific sites. There’s no other way to say ‘I like having images on this site, but I don’t want to see that one because it’s scary/triggering/generally unpleasant’.
Why isn’t...